Arcade
Written by Heavily Armored Hamster

Way down in Onett
-Pronounce that anyway you want-
There's an arcade
-One truly old school-
That's where the sharks hang out

The sharks hang out
In an arcade
Filled with Donkey Kongs
Donkey Kong Jr.
And Donkey Kong 3 machines

You could call it
The Shark's pool
But I don't think you should
You could call it Donkey Heaven
Except that name sucks

I think that it's just an arcade
-One where the sharks hang out
I've noticed that sometimes in poetry
-Poetry of every genre and type-
Are often a little on the boring side

-But I've figured out a solution-
Just add in random Drum Solos!

(Drum Solo)

No, this isn't a song
About Drum solo's in poems
Yes, this is a poem
About the Arcade
-That's where the sharks hang out-
It's just there's a message
Concerning random drum solos

(Drum Solo)

I think it's beautiful
To have (Drum Solo)
Random Drum Solos thrown in
Keeps it lively

More importantly
It's true to the Earthbound Spirit
It's kinky
Lighthearted
A little on the absurd side of things

(Guitar Solo)

STOP!
I...
I Can't stand that noise...
If I were in an arcade
-One where the sharks hang out-
I would not allow guitar solos
No, only drum solos!

(Drum Solo)

This is getting off topic
I must remain on topic
The topic is about the arcade
-That?s where the sharks hang out
The arcade way down in onett
-Pronounce that anyway you want

Let's get back to subject
Okay, all right?

(Drum Solo)

Way down (Drum solo) in Onett
-Pronounce that anyway you (Drum solo) want-

There's an (Drum solo) arcade
-One truly old school (Drum Solo)-
That's where the (Drum Solo) sharks hang out

(Drum Solo)
(Drum Solo)
(Drum Solo)