All Hail the King!
Written by Heavily Armored Hamster

Let me tell you about the King
ALL HAIL THE KING
Let me tell you about my King
A short elderly fellow
Been this gray for years
Let me tell you about the King
Let me tell you about my King
The best dog in the world

Let me tell you about the King
ALL HAIL THE KING
The wonderful fluffy King
Guarding his humble castle
With all his might
He knows when to sleep
He knows when to fight
The Best dog in the world

Let me tell you about the King
ALL HAIL THE KING
I see you have doubts
Very questionable loyalty
You might think him lazy
Slothful in nature
I tell you I've raised
The Best dog in the world

Let me tell you about the King
ALL HAIL THE KING
He is a benevolent king
He can forgive your doubts
Just bow to him
Wow to him

Bow wow to him
The Best dog in the world

Let me tell you about the King
The best dog in the world
ALL HAIL THE KING!
ALL HAIL THE KING!
ALL HAIL THE KING!