A Favor
Written by Heavily Armored Hamster

I have no money to give you
Every dollar is shredded
I have no bargains
No trade-ins, no coupons
I have nothing to give you

Yet, you must understand
That my friend is dying
Certainly maybe just once
I could ask a favor-
Could you treat her for free?

Normally, I would not beg
But we're out on a quest
And we've a world to save
Without all four
We're just as useless as one

I have no money to give you
I have no bargains or trade-ins
I have no coupons or collateral
But I can give you
My honest promise

I can promise you
That you will live
Out your life expectancy
However long that might be
If you grant this favor for me

I can promise you
Your children will be
Born and raised
In a world not subjected to
Heartless alien slavery

I can promise you
That I will defeat Giygas
And all who stand beside him
Just grant me this favor
Is it so much to ask?