The BAT! Written by Naeroon Bat! It's wooden exterior, It's.. Er, wooden interior... Bat! It's shinyness... It's destruction... Bat! Two red stripes, one whie gripper. Bat! It stays happy by smashing people's heads in. Wanna make it happy? Bat! Mr, Bat is his name! He has all the wealth, power and fame! Bat! Something terrible has happened! Someone's head broke Mr. Bat! Oh NOOO! Poor Mr. Bat... We all knew him as overly large toothpick... But now he's gone... Who's wants Mocha? MOCHA!