Ode to Mole Guy
Written by Naeroon

Mole Guy, Mole Guy,
With his big yellow hardhat, his little shovel...
His furry exterior and gut-bursting interior.
Mole Guy, Oh Mole guy...

He helped us by telling us green is good and red is bad...
To stay away from strong guys and pick on the weak...
His cute button nose, his big beady eyes...

Mole Guy, why did you leave?
Always mistaking your screen with the world...
He was funny, always made us laugh...

But now he's six feet underground.
He's playing poker...
I'm gonna strangle him if he doesn't come up soon.