HEY EARTHBOUND!
Written by NessZero

This is a story of how Ness saves Halloween for us little people. It may be difficulty, it may be dangerous, it may be scary, but our hero can over come the troubles. Say one.say two.say one two three four! Hey Ness got a yo-yo? *OK* Got a slingshot? *OK* Goin' down to the drug store *OK* Buy a bat and a hat *OK* Well I got to the drugstore *OK* Just what'd I see? *OK* Just a bunch of those SHARKS! *OK* Just starin' at me *OK* Well I got in a fight *OK* and I thought about EarthBound *OK* and I fought all night *OK* say oo ah say oo ah Went down to Deep DarkNess *OK* started drown *OK* thought about EarthBound *OK* I just couldn't go down! *OK* say oo ah say oo ah Got beat in a battle *OK* hung up my cap *OK* thought about EarthBound *OK* took my cap right back! *OK* say oo ah say oo ah Went down to Mani Mani *OK* lost all my courage *OK* thought about EarthBound *OK* got my courage right back! Say oo ah say oo ah say oo ah =ay OW!!!!!!!

Lead: Michael Baggot--Background: Jerry Vassalla II and Jimmy Vassalla *note: OK is used as in the OK from Super Smash Brothers This song is dedicated to all the people that made EarthBound great, and all those who keep it alive.