The Pants Song Written by Ness The Skittleboy My pants are on the line Pants are on the line Take a look and see My pants are on the line My pants are in the jar Pants are in the jar It's alot of fun to put your pants in a jar My pants are soaking wet Pants are soaking wet Don't dry your pants you might rip the seam And it makes you wanna dance When you fall down and rip your pants This song is fricking lame Click the "X" this is your chance My pants are full of cheese Pants are full of cheese Along with a rubber ducky And a cat that's siamese My pants are really danish, danish danish, danish My pants are full of crumbs Pants are full of crumbs My pants are really illiterate and dumb dumb dumb My pants don't really fit Pants don't really fit Don't use one of those waistband stretchers,and shoot lint all over the place..hahahahah And here's your lucky chance To take a break and get some pants My pants are very special to me They're stylish and they're free My pants are on the frog My pants are on the bat My pants are made by gnomes My pants are made of foam *loon* My pants..are very chrome My pants..are hand sewn Reid's pants..are without a home My pants..they are alone (1..2..3..4) My pants are so alone (x12) (That about ends the song except for the incredibly stupid part at the end)