#Earthbound Men
Written by Mysterious Submitter 1
To The Tune of They Might Be Giant's "Particle Man"

Submitter Man, Submitter Man
Submitting stuff to Poems and Songs man
He writes theories
Dios posts them
Submitter Man
He drinks Pina colada until he gets sick
He eats cheese off of a toothpick
If he's annoying, give him a kick
Submitter man

Skullrama Man, Skullrama man
Helps submitter find jacked up crap man
The stuff he finds is not important
Skullrama man
He is a laugh
Likes Ranma 1/2
He really loves to annoy the staff
Nothing else rhymes with laugh
Skullrama man

Anthadd Man, Anthadd Man
Kicks Mysterious Sub in the derrier man
Make him mad, and you'll get banned
Op Man
Anthadd man

Loco-San, Loco-San
Got his own room in the crazy house man
Got hit in the head as a baby man
Crazy man
Loco-San

Aquas man, Aquas man
Really obsessed with aquatic stuff man
Plays awesome songs on his radio man
Water man
Aquas man

Cyan Man, Cyan man
I don't know anything about this man
He wanted a verse, here it is
Cyan man