Handsome Tom II
Written by Mysterious Submitter 1
To the tune of "Space Oddity" by David Bowie

Ground Control to Handsome Tom
Ground Control to Handsome Tom
Take some aspirin pills and put your crutches on

Ground Control to Handsome Tom
It's time to go, so lets get on
Back to Threed, and may God's love be with you

This is Ground Control to Handsome Tom
You really got beat up
And the Moldymen want to know whose strings you wear
Now it's time to clean your act up if you dare

"This is Handsome Tom to Ground Control
I'm steppin through the tunnel
And I'm walking in a most peculiar way
And the town looks very different today

For here
All my friends have left the town man
Somewhere in the world
My face is black and blue
And there's nothing I can do

I've just found one hundred thousand jars
I'm feelin very ill
I think revenge is the best way I can go
And this honey will help me very much, I know"

Ground Control to Handsome Tom
Your brain's gone dead, there's something wrong
Can you hear me Handsome Tom?
Can you hear me Handsome Tom?
Can you hear me Handsome Tom?
Can you

"Here am I hooked on this fly stuff man
Eatin with a spoon
I'm still black and Blue
And Revenge is what I must do"