My Name Is
Written by Mr_Saturn
To the tune of Emenim's "My Name is"

Hi, My name is
Who my name is
what my name is
chicka chicka slim saturn

Hi Kids,
do you like earthbound
wanna watch me kick gygas' butt and pull down his eye lids
wanna copy me and do exactly what i did

Ness said " yO I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO THAT"

I TOLD HIM TO SIT DOWN.
HE FELL OF THE CHAIR FASTER THEN THE FAT GUY WHO SAT DOWN TO FAST

Hi, My name is
Who my name is
what my name is
chicka chicka slim saturn

A crazy english teacher in junior high turned into som crazy guy.
I whacked him with a eraser and chased him with a stapler.
Told him to get gygas out of here.

Hi, My name is
Who my name is
what my name is
chicka chicka slim saturn

I went to a bar. I stole the tip cup and put my card in the place.
As i walkked out gygas was haunting me.
I threw the change at him. He fell down like a girl.
I sent him to the sun. He isn't coming back untill I'm done

then i got a bus and ran over all the pedestrians.

99 percent of my life I was lied to.

I figured out my mom died eating a peanut cheese bar

Hi, My name is
Who my name is
what my name is
chicka chicka slim saturn

stop the tape this kid is getting ennoyed

Ness stop it start to operate

im to scared to die
I'll have to be carryed to threed and be burryed alive
I drank a 1/5 of saturn water. wannna watch me drive

Hi, My name is
Who my name is
what my name is
chicka chicka slim saturn

Hi, My name is
Who my name is
what my name is
chicka chicka slim saturn

Hi, My name is
Who my name is
what my name is
chicka chicka slim saturn

Hi, My name is
Who my name is
what my name is
chicka chicka slim saturn

Hi, My name is
Who my name is
what my name is
chicka chicka slim saturn