The Good Stuff In EarthBound
Written by Mike
To the tune of Imakuni's Threme from the Pokemon TCG

(Start out with some of the music.)
EarrthhBound.
It is a veeeerrrrry wacky gaaame.
EaarthBound.
It is, completly annnnnd also INSAAAANE!
I see Buzz-Buzz
He is a bee, and he has a wacky naaaaame...
you know he's a bee,
luck-i-ly heee's verrrry taame,
I like this sooooo muuuuch,
It is fun, with bad guys in my clutch,
and then I beat the living crap out of theeeem.
(repeat until you go insane...)