Master Belch
Written by Mr. Tenda

I'm really a very simple person
All I want in life is happiness
If I became Threed's master
I would receive a gift from Giygas

I don't really know what I am
Do people fear me or admire me?
Sure, maybe I can burp well
But my only comfort is fly honey

Everything is great so far
The locals and I are so friendly and gay
I like the Mr. Saturn so much,
I never let them go away!

Now I'm deeply embarrassed
I've been defeated by mere children
I haven't done anything to them
We could have just talked over some honey