Oh Starmen.net
Written by Mr_Saturn

Welcome to Starmen.net, it's the EarthBound Site.
Starmen.net, oh Starmen.net it's great!
The people are nice and they speak Japenese too.
If you don't like it, man, you sniff glue.
The Great White North, their kilts are plaid, EarthBounders take off, it's not half bad.
I want to be where Tigeryak can run free, Where Royal OPs can arrest me.
Let's go to Starmen.net, let's leave today, Starmen.net, oh, Starmen.net, I Sil Vous Plait.
They've got Comics, and Music, and Forums, Lots of html, and smhtl, and Tomatos!
We all think it's kind of a drag, That you have to go there to get milk in a bag.
They say "eh?" instead of "what?" or "duh?"
That's the mighty power of Starmen.net. I want to be where Mr. Saturns run into the sea, Where the ops can attack me.
Let's go to Starmen.net, let's leave today, Starmen.net, oh, Starmen.net, I Sil Vous Plait.
Please, please, explain to me, How this all has come to be, We forgot to mention something here.
Did we say that Buzz-Buzz is a native citizen? And Slurpees made from Giygas.
Let's go to Starmen.net, let's leave today, Starmen.net, oh, Starmen.net, I Sil Vous Plait.