I am Ness
Written by Midothegreat89

I am an adventurous boy, earthbound to this world.
I wonder how extra cranky ladies get that way.
I hear star shaped robots *whirr*ing and -click-ing.
I see lovesick sesame seeds stranded in a dusty desert.
I want steak.
I am an adventurous boy, earthbound to this world.

I pretend I'm living in Moonside, where yes means no and no means yes.
I feel strange, as if a mushroom is growing out of my head.
I touch the hearts of misled carpenters/painters everywhere.
I worry about my friends when they have colds.
I cry when slimy little piles burp in my face.
I am an adventurous boy, earthbound to this world.

I understand the language of Mr. Saturns.
I say you should only trust Pokey Minch as far as you can throw him.
I dream about Magicent, the incarnation of my subconscious.
I try to even scores with evil extra terrestrials.
I hope Mother3 arrives.
I am an adventurous boy, earthbound to this world.