The Toil of the Ego Orb, Es. When His Friends Are All Beaten By Ness.
Written by Lunarbink

The Ego Orb
Had lots of friends,
Until they were beaten
By Ness and his friends.

The Ego Orb
Had a shapely nose,
Until it got crushed
But thats how it goes.

He walked to a bar
and ordered a soda,
and said the the guy
"Hey, how is Yoda?"

The Bartender replied
"I know how you feel,
all of my friends were also
beaten by Ness."

So the Ego Orb
Paid for his drink,
And left with a frown
all over his pink
face.

That night he thought
he'd seen a clown
But
No
Twas just a solid gold tooth hanging by
a thread amidst the portrait of his
good old buds.

So that day
the Ego Orb said,
"I'm going to be happy
I don't care if they're dead."

"I'll fight to my death
and I'll do well, too,
So I can see my friends
in heaven's clouds...of blue."

So the Orb fought Ness
In a honorable way,
And he joined his friends
In the sky that day.

But the tale goes on
some Onettians say,
if you listen real quietly
you can still hear him say...