The Evil Returns?! Part 1!
Written by Lily

There was a boy.
His name was Ness.
And no, he did not like soy.

There was a girl.
And her name was Paula.
She thought that Ness made her hurl.

There was another hero.
His name was Jeff.
He was smart, but he had no PP - ZERO!

Last, there was Poo.
No, we do not want you to sue
because Poo
Was a hero too
and he practiced something called 'mu'.

Now here's a funny part.
They were destined to save the world.
They needed to find evil to thwart.

But there was one big dog at the head of this.
And its name was Giygas.
He really needed someone to diss.

So he picked on Ness and sent his underlings
to battle with those annoying mutts.
Fortunately, the four of them beat all those things.
And they kicked Giygas's pitiful butt.

Afterwards when Giygas was dead,
the world returned to peace.
Everyone goes back to bed
But evil still does not cease.

Evil is still amist, but I wonder who it is?

He's big, and fat, and smells really bad.
Wooh, looks like he just took a whiz.

Right, you guessed it, it's that kid called Pokey!
What the heck is he doing here???
He looks really mopey!

"Ness," he calls out, eager to change
"I'm done. You saved me.
I'm over that phase."

Ness wakes up and wonders who's calling him?
He looks out the window, and sees something weird
Is it a bug? A zombie? Or a big floating limb?

"Oh hello Pokey," Ness shouts from his room
"What are you doing up so late?
I'm trying to go back to bed, it's gonna be morning soon"

" "Oh" the disappointed Pokey says
"I just want to tell you I changed
why don't you step outside and talk with for today?"

"Uh, ok," Ness shrugs and jumps out the window
wondering what the heck's going on
He thought that tub of lard had already sunk so low

"Hey hey" Pokey grins eagerly, snickering to himself
"You're famous for beating Giygas, right?
Why don't you share the wealth?"

"Wealth of what? Being famous?" a confused Ness asks
"You can't just give fame to someone
You have to do a hard task"

"Hard?" Pokey chuckles, "A hard task you say?
Hard I think not, because I will have no delay.
Because you killed Giygas, you will pay!"

The now insane Pokey socked Ness in the face
And Ness, very angry, casted PSI Rockin' Omega on Pokey
He fell to the floor. I rest my case.

"I never thought you were THAT strong" Pokey coughed
"We are strong. and I guess you haven't changed.
Now I go back to bed. Good-bye Pokey" Ness scoffed.

Ness closed the door, and went back to sleep
leaving Pokey crying in his self guilt
"Darn" he said "I'll get my revenge and it'll be deep"

"I'll lay traps everywhere and you'll be destroyed
and then *I* will be famous! Me, the wonderful Pokey
Now, where's that stupid boy?"

Pokey got up, and brushed himself off, grinning
He had a dastardly new plan in his head
He ran off, saying "This is only the beginning!"