Starmen.Net
Written by Whoopa
To the tune of "UHF" by "Weird Al" Yankovic

Put down your optical mouse
Throw out your favorites list
Don't worry about those websites
That you may have missed
(Don't you know that)
We've got all the spiffy updates
We've got the great community too
We're gonna make a mouse potato out of you
That's what we're going to do, now

Don't close that browser
Don't click that mouse
We've got it all on Starmen.Net
Throw on your jammies
Sit around the house
(We've got it all) On Starmen.Net
Don't need a car to go there
Don't even need your feet
Just get you some muffins
And pull up a seat
We've got it all (We've got it all)
On Starmen.Net

Turn off your cell phone
Now don't forget to feed your pets
You're gonna be here so long you
Will forget to pay your debts
(All you do is)
Step into our spiffy chatroom
Watch the text scrolling right up the screen
It's movin' faster than you have ever seen
If you know what I mean, now

reidman works through the day
And long into the night
Tomato translates everything you see
When the lamers attack they don't stay for long
They see us band together and they flee

Author's Note: The repeated chorus has been removed but otherwise, you can sing along and get a pretty close correlation to the original. Have fun.