Cheese Bar
by Unknown

( Sung to the tune of SmashMouth's All-Star )

Some foppy once told me a kid is gonna smash me.
I'm just a fat old pile of puke...
He was looking really scared with a bat mark cross his face
And the shape of a pan on his forehead.
Well, they used fly honey and it made me hungry.
Grabbed up the honey and wolfed it down quickly.
Didn't know what do to or say.
Just eat that honey like it's #1.
So much to eat so little time, before I get my brains busted in.
The honey jar soon was empty. That's when I got angry!
Honey, good fly honey. Tasty Honey. Yummy!
Honey, great fly honey. So good and sweetly
Fly honey's the best thing....
Only peanut chesse bars make me sing...

I enjoy food
All kinds of tasty treats and
Some make me queasy some make me glad.
Didn't like eating Hamburgers.
Their too beefy, full of cowish meat.
Cheese bars are good
Cheese bars are sweet
Tasty Peanuts mixed with cheese.
That's the food I like it and it better be yours.

Honey, good fly honey. Tasty Honey. Yummy!
Honey, great fly honey. So good and sweetly.
Fly honey's the best thing...
Only Peanut Cheese bars make me sing.... x2

Some foppy once asked if I spare some change for food
He needs to get him a cheese bar or two...
I said nope, what did you think?
Why would a belch ever do a thing
To help another person out....
Well I shoulda helped now I'm in a jam
Ness and his friends came over again
Bashed me good made pay for it.
Smashed a few times PSIed me too
No more honey, no more cheese bars
Now I'm going to go away now.
You never know when you should go.
Ditch the honey and head for the road.

Honey, good fly honey. Tasty Honey. Yummy!
Honey, great fly honey. So good and sweetly.
Fly honey's the best thing...
Only Peanut Cheese bars make me sing....
Fly honey's the best thing...
Only Peanut Cheese bars make me sing.