Ness Rap
Written by The Runaway Five Kid

*Meteorite Crash sound*
Ahh now let's start!

I woke up in bed when I heard a crash,
I thought my mom was beating up some mash!
Then I went outside in the dark night,
and they said it was the sound of a meteorite!
*Pokey theme remix*
Then I woke up again some more,
stupid fat kid Pokey was banging my door!
He said he needed to find his brother Picky,
and his breath was very icky!
So we traveled up to the site,
and there was Picky sleeping by the Meteorite!
*Buzz Buzz sound*
Buzz Buzz was the bee's name,
he said in his time I was fame!
He said he was here to warn us,
and he said there was a evil named Giygas!
*Boom Boom sound!*
So that's my origin that you see,
see you when you play EB!
*sound ends*