Ness' Divorce Theme
Written by The Runaway Five Kid
To the tune of Puddle of Mudd's She Hates ME

Met a girl thought she was grand,
fell in love at first hand.
Went for well when we were 22,
than everything came unglu-hued!

In a Shield, I can't protect myself,
She just smashed the shel-elf.
Than I started to use Psi,
and she loved me like one big lie.

She really hates me. Trust she really hates me.
Na na na na!
She ripped my heart and gave it to Giygas as a present.
She said I was a peasant!

Went well when we ate mash,
after that I gave her the smash!
She cried and said I hate you!
I really never loved you!

In a Shield, I can't protect myself.
She just smashed the shel-lef.
Then I started to use Psi,
and she loved me like one big lie!

She really hates me. Trust she really hates me.
Na na na na!
She ripped my heart and gave it to GIygas as a present.
She said I was a peasant!

That's my story as you see,
I really killed her after Eb!
Now it's done and I'm glad.
I've should've listen to what Poo said!

She really hates me! Trust she really hates me!
Na na na na!
She ripped my heart and gave it to Giygas as a present.
She said I was a peasant!

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA!
Trust!
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA!
Trust!

SHE REALLY HATES ME!