Pokey's Lovesong
by TANI

( Inside the Topolla theature in Fourside...)

Announcer Guy: Ladies and gentlemen! The Toppola theature presents the rock sensation world-wide over Eagleland: ? POKEY AND FRIENDS~~!!?

Audience: Boo!

( Pokey walks onto the stage with no shirt...)

Reidman: AAAUGH! I?M BLIND!! TANI?! WHY? WHY?
TANI: (confused) That wasn?t in the script! Oh well...(falls asleep)
Reidman: ...

(...tattos and jeans he squeezed into and starts singing into a microphone horridly off-tone)

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Waiting in line to buy my porkrinds and theres girl there
Hair that?s gold
What the hey, I?ll try and see if i can date her
( unless she slaps me)
Paula my love is yelling things at me like ? You big fat turkey...
*USERO!!!?

Mayonaise...burgers...hotdogs...ketchup...
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Tomato: (dramatically) DADDY! What have they done to you?!

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Skin that sheep im gettin very hungry
Paula-Chan is my true one and only
I like my sandwich with ham and pepperoni
For Christmas I wanted to get a pony
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Paula: (sigh) what a moron...

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Doughnuts...beefcake...cardboard...lamp post

Waiting in line to buy my porkrinds and theres girl there
Hair that?s gold
What the hey, I?ll try and see if i can date her
( unless she slaps me)
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( Jeff skips across the scene like the pansy that he is)

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Jeff: La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la 
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( Ness then punches the lights outta him)

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Tuna...phonebook...frameshop...toothpick

Kiss me girl , you gotta be my one
I ate 10 lbs of beans now im gonna blow one
I dont want a slice, i just want the whole one
I like to count my abs just for fun...
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Ness: Heheh, more like ? flabs?.
Pokey: WHAAAAT?!?! (angrily resumes singing) 

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barbeque...pork fat... toaster...blacklight

Waiting in line to buy my porkrinds and theres girl there
Hair that?s gold
What the hey, I?ll try and see if i can date her
( unless she slaps me)
Paula my love is yelling things at me like ? You big fat turkey...
*USERO!!!?
What the hey, I tried to say I love you
(my mouth was full before)

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( Everdread runs over with no shirt and an emergency flare in each hand and dances

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Kiss and then a milkshake 8x
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( Everdread accidentially catches his beard on fire with a flare and runs around the 
stage, arms flailing)

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Waiting in line to buy my porkrinds and theres girl there
Hair that?s gold
What the hey, I?ll try and see if i can date her
( unless she slaps me)
Paula my love is yelling things at me like ? You big fat turkey...
*USERO!!!?
What the hey, I tried to say I love you
(my mouth was full before)
Waiting in line to buy my porkrinds and theres girl there
Hair that?s gold
What the hey, I?ll try and see if i can date her
( unless she slaps me)
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Pokey: Thankyou! Thankyou!
Crowd: BOO!!!
(Tosses tomatoes)
Tomato: OHH!! THE CARNAGE! I CANT LOOK!
( Reidman flopping on the ground like a fish out of water hands to his eyes)
Reidman: GAAAAH! MY EYES ARE BURNING!

( Paula is being chased by Pokey)
Pokey: What? You still dont love me even after my love song? You gotta be kiddin? me!
Paula: NESS-KU~~~N!!
( EBounding is getting chased my a giant pineapple)
EBounding: OAAA!!
( Amid the chaos in the theater...)
TANI: (hands behind head) I think im gonna like it here... (grin)
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~FIN