Giygas's Brillance
Written by The Artist Formerly Known as CPTCrunch

Yes, kids, it's that happy fun time again
When we all gather 'round the carpet
and read another fun nonsensical poem
From the very warped mind
Of The Artist Formerly Known as CPTCrunch.

One thing you have to admit
Is that Giygas did a great job of picking his cronies
It's hard to top the concept of "Cute Lil' UFOs"
When you get right down to it
Not to mention the brilliance of Starmen
and Nuclear Reactor Robots
and Foppies and Fobbies.
In fact, I think his only major oversight
Was his failure to recruit the Chillin skelpion yo.

This is my third major poem
And I've used very nearly zero brain power
And now I'm leading you, three poems to zero.
So what's holding you back?
We should all be cranking out poems for starmen.net
At the rate of at least one or two a week
It's even easier than writing articles
Because articles have to make sense
But there are no such guidelines for poetry.
Poetry is like eastern South Carolina
A hurricane can blow through
And completely trash it
And it's still eastern South Carolina.
Likewise, I can destroy everything poetry's supposed to be
And it's still poetry.

Now that I've made my entry
For the Lamest Metaphor of the Decade? competition
We can continue our discussion.
Did you notice how many times
I started a line with "And"
In that last block?
It's one of my trademarks.

Anyway, one wonders what kind of poem
Jeff would have written
Had he taken a moment to write one
While he was flying around Threed
In that Sky Runner? contraption
There's no way he could fly over Pennsylvania like that
Somebody would bust out a 300 Weatherby? magnum
And blow him out of the sky
But in my next poem
I'll use some fictional imagery
And think about what manner of poem he would write.

I had Kix? for breakfast this morning.
What did YOU have?
I leave you with this message
From Stanley? the little green dude:
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