Starmen.Net All Stars
by Svbman

(Sing to the tune of "All Star" by Smash Mouth)

Somebody once told me to go away, I was annoying. I was bored, got onto the Net.
I was looking kind of dumb, typing like a bum, but finally, I found a cool site.
Well, the site was boring and the layout wasn't holding, but I stick with it and the site was coming.
Didn't make sense, the names were weird. was "reidman" a type of beer?
No where else to go, no other site to see, then suddenly I was happy.
The site's community jumped, I found a new place to have fun.

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Hey now, SM.Net, such a fun place to be!
Hey now, SM.Net, a great community, never flee!
And all these people are family!
No one breaks us up, we will triumph thee!
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It's a cool place, and they say it gets cooler, huddled up now right by the computer.
But the Anti-Starmen beg to differ, judging by the size of their stupid leader.
They way they think, is getting pretty grim. They think they are cool, but we won't let 'em in.
I'll use PSI Fire, how 'bout you? Time to fry the others, make SM.Net the main d00d!

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Somebody onced asked, Japan would be a blast, I better get myself to that place.
We all said Yes! What a concept, we could use Imports ourselves, and we could use a little, Mach Teleport.
Well, the Mato went runnin', and we all were yellin' that Tomato rules and Mother 3 would be coming.
It did make sense for Mato to go, he would have a lot of fun, plus SM.Net wouldn't blow.

SM.Net had much mistakes, so what's wrong with changing a site name? You'll never know if you do go to
SM.Net where EB Fans roam.

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