Brain Tour
Written by Super PSI Boy

I'm writing about Earthbound,
In the form of a poem.
It's a non-rhyming poem.
So don't expect any rhymes.

This is about when Jeff,
Got his head stuck in the toilet.
I'm just kidding.
It's about Ness's brain.

We're going to explore his brain.
It's very large, you see.
So this could take a while.

The brain stem is connecting,
The menstrual lobe with,
The spinal cord, and...
Wait a second. This is too complicated.

Let's just say that we did this.
You go around and spread the word.
There's a tour of Ness's brain.
And it don't cost anything.