The Phone Bird
Written by Starman Kev

I am the Phone Bird.
I can send your message to far away lands,
I can bring the response back too,
But when you think about it,
Where does it go to?
I dont see a wire, I dont see a cord.
Maybe I'm just telepathic,
Maybe I'm just bored.
Oh now I remember it,
From days long ago,
When the doctor and arms dealer came,
The shoved a phone cord up my bum...
...*hmph*...
... And I let them get away...
Forever in shame
Forever in morning
I am Phone Bird. Hear me call.