Mr. Monotoli
Written by SLing
To the Tune of Mr. Jones, by the Counting Crows

Sha la la la la la la yeah

I was down at the Fourside Cafe
Staring at this yellow-haired girl
Mr. M starts up a conversation
With a red-capped
PSI user.
You know he fights while his father saves his game,
He's suddenly useful.
Well we all want something useful,
Man.
I wish I was useful.

So come dance the silence down 'till the morning...
Sha la la la la la la la la yeah.... uh huh, yeah!
Cut! Paula!
Show me some of them PSI uses,
And pass me a coffee, Mr. M!
Believe in me,
Help me believe in anything,
Cuz I, I wanna be someone who believes......
Yeah!

Mr. M and me!
Tell each other PSI tales,
And we stare at the weird people,
She a lookin' at you,
Uh-oh, she's lookin' at me.
Standing in the background,
Coming through stereo!
And when everybody hates you,
You will always be lonely.

Well, I will paint her picture,
Paint her blue red black and grey!
All of the crazy colors
That are Very Very meaningful,
Well you know Blue is my favorite color!
I felt so happy, yesterday.
If I knew carpainter,
I would buy myself a blue paint brush and paint.

Mr. M and me! Look into the future,
Yeah we stare at the crazy women
"She's a lookin at you,
Umm... No no! She a lookin at me!"
Standing in the background,
Bought myself a blue paintbrush,
When everyone hates you,
You will always be loooooonely.

You will always be lonely.
You will always be, lonely!
I wanna be a minion.
Yeah!
Everybody wants to pass as that.
We all wanna be big big guys, Yeah
But we got different reasons for that.
Believe in me,
Cuz I don't believe in anything,
And I Wanna be someone to believe!
(To believe! To believe, yeah!)

Mr. M and me,
Stumbling through the shining spot!
Yeah we stare at the crazy women!
"She's a lookin' at you!
Man, theres got to be somebody looking at me!
I wanna be Ness!
Mr. M wishes he was someone just a little more funky!
But when everybody loves you, oh son! Thats just 'bout as funky as you can be!

Mr. M and me
Staring at the video
When I look at the television,
I wanna see me
Hypnotizing me!
We all wanna be big big guys,
But we don't know why,
And we don't know how,
But when everybody hates me, thats just 'bout as happy as I can be!

Mr. M and me,
Are gonna be big guys.