dios Written by SLing To the Tune of Stan, by Eminem "The sites gone down I'm wonderin why, reid got outta bed at all. The mornin' sunrise at his window, and he don't care at all! Even if he did, it'd all be frayed, but that picture on that site... It reminds him, That it's all so bad it's all so bad" Dear dios: I wrote you but you still ain't callin, I left my ICQ, AIM and my E-mail at the bottom. I sent you two e-mails back in autumn, you must notta got 'em, there probably was a problem at the POP server or somethin'... Sometimes I write e-mails wrong when I jot 'em! But anyways, Eff it. What's been up man? How's your brother? I ain't got a brother, I got a sister if I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her? I'ma name her pledgie. I read about your frat house too, I'm sorry -- I've heard of people that also clean the toilet... I know you prolly hear this every day, But I'm your biggest fan! I even got that background you made with PS! I gotta drive full of your files and your pictures man, I like the stuff you did with reidman too, that stuff was phat. Anyways, I hope you get this man! Hit me back, In the chat -- Truly yours, Your biggest fan! This is arn! "The sites gone down I'm wonderin why, reid got outta bed at all. The mornin' sunrise at his window, and he don't care at all! Even if he did, it'd all be frayed, but that picture on that site... It reminds him, That it's all so bad it's all so bad" Dear dios: You still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance! I ain't mad -- I just think it's EFFED up that you don't answer fans. If you didn't wanna talk to me outside the chatroom, you didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for sarcat! That's my little sister man, She's only 10 years old. We waited in the stupid netsplit for you for FOUR HOURS and you just ignored! That's pretty crummy man, You're like her favorite idol! She wants to be just like you man, She likes you more than I do! I ain't that mad, but I don't like bein ignored to. Rememeber when we met in #starmen? You said if I write /msged you you would /msg back! See - I'm just like you in a way! I never knew austnet either - Too many netsplits and cheaters! I can relate to what you're sayin in your posts: So when I have a crummy day, I drift away and read them all! Cuz i don't really got much else to do when I'm depressed. I even got a file with your name across its head! Sometimes I even delete files to see how much they scream! like adrenaline - The sound is such a sudden rush to me! See everything you say is real, and I respect you cuz you tell it. My netfriends jelous cuz i talk about you 24/7. But they don't know you like I know you do, no one does! They don't know what it's like for people like us doing stuff! You gotta mail me man, I'll be the greatest friend you'll ever lose Sincerely yours, Arn (P.S. We should get together too!) "The sites gone down I'm wonderin why, reid got outta bed at all. The mornin' sunrise at his window, and he don't care at all! Even if he did, it'd all be frayed, but that picture on that site... It reminds him, That it's all so bad it's all so bad" DEAR MR-I'M-TOO-GOOD-TO-CALL-OR-WRITE-MY-FANS THIS'LL BE THE LAST EMAIL I EVER SEND YOUR WAY! IT'S BEEN 6 MONTHS AND STILL NO WORDS -- I DON'T DESERVE IT!? I KNOW YOU GOT MY LAST TWO EMAILS, I WROTE THE ADDRESSES ON 'EM PERFECT! SO THIS IS MY EMAIL I'M SENDIN TO YA, I HOPE YOU READ IT! I'M IN A SPLIT RIGHT NOW, I'M DOIN 90 K A SECOND! HEY D, I DRANK SOME DETERGENT, DARE ME TO DIE? YOU KNOW THAT SONG BY EMINEM "97 BONNIE AND CLYDE?" BOUT THAT GIRL WHO COULDN'T SAVE HER MOM FROM DROWNIN' AND DIDN'T? AND SHE SAW IT ALL AND AT THE FUNERAL SHE FOUND HER? THATS KINDA HOW THIS IS, YOU CAN'T RESCUE ME FROM DROWNIN. YOU'RE TOO FAR AWAY. I'M ON A THOUSAND EMAILS NOW I'M DROWSY! AND ALL I WANTED WAS A LOUSY EMAIL OR A CALL - I HOPE YOU KNOW I DELETED ALL MY FILES! ALL! I LOVE YOU DIOS, WE COULDA CHAT TOGETHER - THINK ABOUT IT! YOU RUINED IT NOW, I HOPE YOU CANT SLEEP ABOUT IT AND WHEN YOU SLEEP I HOPE YOU CANT DREAM AND YOU SCREAM ABOUT IT I HOPE YOUR CONCIENCE _EATS_ YOU AND YOU CAN'T BREATHE WITHOUT IT! SEE D- SHUTUP CHICK, I'M TRYNA TALK! HEY D, THATS MY SISTER SCREAMING IN THE TRUNK. BUT I DIDN'T TIE HER UP, I JUST BEAT HER - SEE I AIN'T LIKE YOU CUZ IF SHE'S IN PAIN SHE'LL SUFFER MORE, THEN SHE'LL CRY TOO! WELL, GOTTA GO - I'M ALMOST AT THE SPLIT NOW! Oh shoot! I forgot! How am I supposed to send this mail out!? "The sites gone down I'm wonderin why, reid got outta bed at all. The mornin' sunrise at his window, and he don't care at all! Even if he did, it'd all be frayed, but that picture on that site... It reminds him, That it's all so bad it's all so bad" Dear SLing: I meant to write you sooner but I've just been busy. I heard you - Oh screw it, I hate you and I wish you would fizzle. Look. I'm really flattered that you would call your daughter that, and heres an autograph for your sister - i wrote it in photoshop. I'm not sorry I didn't see you in the chat, I'm glad I missed you! You're right! I did that stuff, just to diss you. And cool - You're deleting your files too? I was just joking, but now you're screwed. You got some issues arn, I think you need some councilin, to help you from goin crazy if you get a staff job. And whats this stuff about us meant to be together too? Yeah right man, I hate you and I'll never meet you! I really think you and your sister need eachoter. Or maybe you just need to treat her better. I hope you get to read this email, I just hope it reaches you in time! Before you hurt yourself - I think you be doin just fine! If you relax a little, I'm glad I inspired you, but arn, Why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I DONT want you as a friend? I just don't want you to do some crazy bit, I see this one bit on the forums a couple hours ago that made me sick! Some dude was mad and threw his computer on the bridge... and had his sister in the trunk, and she was just a little kid. and on the drive they found a mail, but they didn't say who it was to! Come to think about it... His name was... It was you! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!