Starmendotnetville
Written by SimonBob
To the tune of "Margharitaville" by Jimmy Buffet

Nibblin' on muffins,
Chattin' 'bout nothin';
All of those lam0rz covered with gum.
Kyo's strummin' a six string
On his radio-wave thing
That op is smokin', he's makin' me wanna run!

Wasted away again in Starmendotnetville,
Diggin' through my lost Fanfic vault
Some people claim that Luna's to blame,
BAH-DAH-KNAWW
It's all Buzz Buzz's fault!

I don't get no income,
'Cept my tag on the forum
With nothing to show but this brand new rank.
But it's a real beauty,
It says "Godeg owns me",
And also "I suck", oh baby it's true.

Wasted away again in Starmendotnetville,
Searchin' for my lost EB Fanthought.
Some people claim that Mii`shal is to blame,
BAH-DAH-KNAWW
It's all Jamie_M's fault!
YAH-AHH-KNAWW
It's all Anthadd's fault!