So Long, Neo-Chan
Written by SimonBob
To the tune of "So Long, Marianne" by Leonard Cohen

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I'd like to try to make you laugh
I thought I was some kind of forum boy
Until I got myself onto the staff

Now so long, Neo-Chan
The sections that you ran
Made me laugh, and cry,
And cry, and laugh about EarthBound again

You did the poems section very well
So I forget to update mine
I forget to post the stories
And the writers all go out of their minds

So long, Neo-Chan
The sections that you ran
Made me laugh, and cry,
And cry, and laugh about EarthBound again

You really are such a crazy one
I see you've changed your nick again
And just when I had a good submission
You've disappeared away into the rain...

So, So, So
So long, Neo-Chan
The sections that you ran
Made me laugh, and cry,
And cry, and laugh about EarthBound again