Fourside, Fourside
Written by SimonBob
To the tune of "New York, New York" by Frank Sinatra

The Department Store
To Jackie's Cafe
I'll take a bus to start from it
Fourside, Fourside!

The cops are all crooks
The cabs are cray-zay
I'll draw an Abstract Art of it
Fourside, Fourside!

I want to wake up to a bellhop reading headlines
And find I'm king of the hints,
Stopper of crimes...

My Podunk-town blues
Are fadin' away
I'll level up from part of it
Fourside, Fourside!

I'll copy my save file
So I can stay a while

So here's to you, Fourside, Fourside!