Article Man Written by SimonBob To the tune of "Particle Man" by They Might Be Giants Article Man, Article Man, Doing the things an article can What's he write? It's not important Article Man. Is he resigned, or just playing along? When he quits, how long is he gone? Did he really inspire this song? Nobody knows but Article Man. Fanfic Man, Fanfic Man, Fanfic Man hates Article Man! They have a duel, Fanfic wins Fanfic Man. Server Man, Server Man, In charge of the entire server, man Fixes all the pages, man Server Man. Writes PHP with his own two hands If he wants to fix stuff, then he can He's got the ultimate layout plan Programmin' man, Server Man. Lamer Man, Lamer Man Came from out of the loser clan Gonna get kicked outta the chan Lamer Man. Everyone thinks he's a total jerk He makes suggestions, but never does work His typing reminds us of Captain Kirk Somebody ban Lamer Man. Fanfic Man, Fanfic Man, Fanfic Man hates Lamer Man! They have a duel, Fanfic wins Fanfic Man.