1 in 128!!
by Shin_Cloud87

So I open my Earthbound players guide and to my surprise,
it's a 1 in 128 chance to get what's hot!
The Sword of Kings is what I got,
but after 2 hours it was worth what it was not.

The Gutsy Bat is great,
but then you have a chance of 1 to 128!!
Only 3 or 4 Kraken,
that's little bacon.

I be thinking and drinking of a strategy,
but every chance I get turns to tragedy!

Oh how cruel,
oh so cruel,
but so cool,
because of a one in one hundred twenty-eight chance,
I have no time for romance.

I must, I must, to prove a point,
you would bust a joint,
to learn that it 1 in 128 is a punch in the groin!

To you I say, I warn the adventurers who seek the 1 in 128
that life after the journey is over,
you'll see, being weary,
that it was worth the wait!