Ness & Jeff: Best Buddies Forever Written by Shadow The Hedgehog NESS & JEFF: BEST BUDDIES FOREVER! (Ness singing) When my adventures began, I was all alone, no one to call, there was a spider-web on my phone. Suddenly, with a whine, and a BOOM, came down the comet, I saw it from my room! I went to check out the scene, what I saw turned me green! When I got to the top, I saw a fat kid whose buttons went "pop!" It was Pokey, the neighborhood's worst kid! I went home and when I did, my mom forced me to bed. Later in the morning, I heard a knock that'd raise the dead! N-E-S-S! The hero for this job, I like to play ball, blast my foes, whack 'em all! It was Pokey again, he asked if I could help, I decided I would, and my dog faithfully came with a yelp! At the top I met, Picky and Buzz-buzz the bee! He said he came to the past to come look for me! Just then, Starman Jr came in with a bang, louder than my telephone rang! Buzz-Buzz made a shield, we blasted 'im away! We got to the fatty's home, and Lardna smashed Buzz-Buzz anyway!!!! I got the Sound Stone, had my destiny foretold, I went to Onett, feelin' quite a bit old. But when I arrived I met Frank, the baddest of bad! At least that's what he thought 'til I made 'em taste my bat! N-E-S-S! The hero for this job, I like to play ball, blast my foes, whack 'em all! I then found a big ol' ant! He gaurded a step that was gi-ant! I squished the pest, when on through, I even got stronger, had a new path laid out too! I then went to Twoson, only to find, Pokey was here, on my path he would wind, a web or too, to slow me down, didn't help 'em, I found the Blue-Blue town! I beat the Carpainter, got the key, met Paula, a real sweetie! She and I stopped a mole, not a problem! Made him run for his hole! N-E-S-S! The hero for this job, I like to play ball, blast my foes, whack 'em all! Then we got in quite a mess, got locked in a jail by all the rest, of the zombie army that was out for us, Paula made a cry which went like thus: "Jeff, Jeff, Jeff! Come save us please, we need your help, this place smells like cheese! Ness and I are stuck here, got no place to go! Please hurry! Run! Now!" (Jeff singing) I woke in the night, my suit on too tight, I heard a voice of a girl, the screech made me wanna hurl! I got up, followed by my friend, Tony! He said to get back to bed, it was just balonie! I told him I had to go, only thing he could say was 'oh'. J-E-F-F! The genius of this society, I can shoot down anyone, can't you see?! I stole some equpment, and some cookies too, hopped over the fence, bought a monkey with one doller of two. Bubbles and I made our way through the night, worked our way through the cold, hard fight. Just then, we found the Tessie Watch Club, just then some ol' bub, said to come on to his tent, and take a nap, their we found a pause in this rap! J-E-F-F! The genius of this society, I can shoot down anyone, can't you see?! Just then someone called me, I dunno what, someone called again, I dunno who, she called again, I dunno why, she called me again, more and more! No-one's gonna break my beat! I proved I have no such thing as weak spots, fought on through, and found a shiney spot. Nothing useful here, keep on moving. I then found my dad's lab, time to get groovin'! I took the Sky Runner to Threed, I slammed through the roof, Paula was kinda tee'd. I ran around, my feet on fire, Paula blastin' me all the while! Ness requested I unlock the door. I couldn't quite think straight anymore. How did we break that lock, you ask? My bad key machine was on the task! J-E-F-F! The genius of this society, I can shoot down anyone, can't you see?! (Ness & Jeff singing together) Then after that we met a Prince named Poo! Can't imagine that, now, can you? We got high off some cake, right outta the oven where it did bake. Here we are, stuck in a pickle, fighting the enemies in this cave where water does trickle! We fought our enemies in bodies made of steel, found Giygas, gonna grind him to meal! Pokey was there too, tryin' to make it rough, we blasted him away, he wasn't so tough! Giygas went off the edge, to Poo, he handed his head. We were in a jam, but Ness had a plan. Make Paula send for help, with a prayer she would yelp: "Can anyone here me? We need your help! Runaway Five! Mr. T! Ness' Mom! Jeff's Dad!" That was the last hope we ever had. Just then, in a mighty boom, Giygas had just then met his doom! We were then returned to home, Ness went to take a bath, full of foam. Jeff went to Saturn Valley to study with his dad, best pair of genius' this world's ever had! But, now Ness 'n' Jeff are best of friends, you and me! We kicked butt together, you'd all best agree! N-E-S-S! The hero for this job, I like to play ball, blast my foes, whack 'em all! J-E-F-F! The genius of this society, I can shoot down anyone, can't you see?!