The Night guru Went Crazy
Written by ScottyDog

Down in #earthbound, The ops were doing their jobs,
They were banning and kicking, They were having no probs,
When guruzeth joined the chan, Uninvited, in he tramped,
"What happened," queried Skulryk, "Weren't you at Bible Camp?"
From nick to his quit message, He was filled with bad venom,
All the little newbies clamoured, 'round this infamous phenom,
Then he smiled as he typed, With his left then right hand,
"MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, NOW YOU'RE ALL GON' GET BANNED!"

The night guru went crazy,
The night zeth banned you and me,
Abused his ops in #earthbound,
Had a seizure all over IRC,

Well the regs are all gone now, he decided to ban them,
And the newbies got perm banned, so did others at random,
And he fried up ol' SLing, that poor couch potato,
And the sick freak made a BLT out of Mato,
He got waffy and Pancake, with some old Aunt Jemima,
And he fried poor old Eggy and set the egg timer,
He sicced Pokey on Picky, and be barbecued AmzRigh,
And he took a big bite and shouted "Amz tastes just like Thai!"

The night guru went crazy,
The night he banned for non-existant flood,
Now you can't hardly browse round the main page,
Without finding some of Colin's blood,

There's a van full of cops, from Kokomo and Purdue,
They're gonna take Zeth and unban him, me, and you,
But the plus b's are flying, the ban list is rising,
And everyone's dying and oh, oh guru stop!
My my my my my my,
You used to be such a joyful op,

Yes lil' reidman, that guru's kinda screwy,
But he's banned forever now, for abusing op duties,
Hey little reid now, don't you cry no more tears,
He'll be unbanned with TwinPinesMall, In a million more years!
But poor Eggy got eaten, and Picky did too,
And the RIAA tracked Skulryk through ol' guru,
And they say CPT Crunch, he's on the forums every night,
With TAFKACC, they're not Zeth? Oh yeah right,

Forumers post about,
The night guru went crazy,
The night ol' Zeth went insane,
Realized there was more to his opping,
He gave everyone a w00t and a BANE,
gave everyone a w00t...
...and a BANE.