dios Man
Written by Saturnvalley Crew
To the Tune of Particle Man, by They Might Be Giants

dios Man, dios Man.
Doin the things that dios can.
What's he like?
Nobody knows.
dios Man.
Is he asleep, or is he awake?
When he's awake, does he eat cake?
Or does the cake eat him instead?
Nobody knows.
Dios Man. SLingar Man, SLingar Man.
SLingar Man meets Dios Man.
They have a fight,
SLingar wins.
SLingar Man. Reeiidman, Reeiidman.
Protects #Starmen from the Lamer Man.
Usually kind,
to other man.
Reeiidman.
He's got a car with a tire and
a headlight and
an old paint can.
When it breaks,
he's a pissy man.
The greatest man,
Reeiidman. Falcon Man, Falcon Man.
He'll hit you on the head with a Hammer and,
If you resist,
You'll get kicked.
Falcon Man.
Is he depressed, or is he a mess?
On his fake ID iiis his name Ness?
Who on Earth likes Falcon Man?
The strangest man,
Falcon Man. SLingar Man, SLingar Man.
SLingar Man meets Falcon Man.
They have a fight,
SLingar wins.
SLingar Man.