The Onettian Ballad
by Salivar

(Sung to the tune of the original American Pie, but with only two verses)

A long long time ago
I was playing SNES
And I turned to a different game
The title it was called Earthbound
And people neither smiled nor frowned
They just stared right back at my face
I wanted to give it a try
Didn't take long before a guy
He had on a red hat
Liked to swing a baseball bat
I met his family, one by one
And I knew that we would have some fun
There's a battle to be won...
I heard it from Buzz-Buzz...

Oh my, my, this onettian guy
Got his bat and his red hat, hope he's not gonna cry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' There's something weird in the sky...
There's something weird in the sky...

Did you know this little guy
Isn't even close to 5 feet high...
But he can control PSI...
And when he meets his wacky friends
Oh the good times, they will never end,
But they've all got a job to do...
Well, Paula comes from a preschool
And Jeff knows that he's not a fool
And when ninja Poo comes in....
Oh, the stars will fall again!
Got a tip from the advice guy
And as soon as the stars fall from the sky
The enemies would faint or cry
As soon... as we... were there

Oh my, my, this onettian guy
Got his bat and his red hat, hope he's not gonna cry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' There's something weird in the sky...
There's something weird in the sky...

We found a way to travel time...
Doc Andonuts helped us rhyme...
as Mr. Saturn took the helm...
Starman final gave us chills
And we were out of dollar bills
But there's no need to explain that today...
When Pokey flew up, I knew
The Apple's prediction had come true...
But boy Giygas was scary...
Pray to a guy named Barry...
And after the fight, no credit needed
No way that we have cheated...
We'll stay here until again needed...
For the Nintendo 64!!

Oh my, my, this onettian guy
Got his bat and his red hat, hope he's not gonna cry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' There's something weird in the sky...
There's something weird in the sky...
And we're all singing...
Oh my, my, this onettian guy
Got his bat and his red hat, hope he's not gonna cry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' There's something weird in the sky...
There's something weird in the sky...