Ness
Written by SaferSephiroth2040
To the tune of "Dogs," originally by Pink Floyd

That bug must be crazy, why did he pick me?
I've beaten snakes in the mountains, and Sharks in the
streets,
But how could he think that I'd have a chance to beat
An evil warlord?
Don't think I'm prepared for this, don't really want
to fight,
But I know I must go, and I'm going tonight,
You can't stop me!

Tracy and Mom, take care of King while I'm gone.
Camera Guy, get out of my face.
Treehouse guys, gonna be gone a while.
Starting alone now, enemies surround me,
Can't let evil get around me.
I've got to bring the fight to Giygas!

I've gotta keep fighting, gotta find Paula,
Mom's probably worrying, worrying, worrying... Maybe I
should call her.
Gotta beat the cultists, clear the house,
Clean up this Happy-Happy town.
Gonna jam with the Runaway sound,
Go to Threed, and battle the ghosts and the ghouls.

The zombies knocked us out, and then they locked us
underground.
How long were we here? And how long until we'll be
found?
We gotta wait until much later when our third friend
will arrive.
Till then we're stuck down, underground,
All alone.
There's no going home.

Now that we're out, we're headed for Fourside.
Now Jeff, the genius, is along for the ride.
Gotta keep goin', headin' for Giygas, wherever he is.
Gotta head to Summers, so I can find where the next
Sanctuary is.

There's no time for us to be wasting.
We've gotta save the planet, and the evil's spread is
hastening.
Scaraba and Dalaam have come and gone, so we've found
another friend.
Paula, Jeff, and Poo, I'm counting on you,
To help me make sure this comes to a good end.

Who was born in a house in Onett.
Who was trained how to use PSI.
Who was told what to do, but not why.
Who was broken by hippies and cops.
Who was given a lesson in pain.
Who was wearing a yellow backpack.
Who was swinging his bat with a crack.
Who was constantly dreaming of home.
Who was winner in the end.
Who was saving on the phone.
Who was finally going home.