BLAM!
Written by RunFiveMan and EngSpeakSaturn

(slow piano notes play, then a upbeat rock guitar song plays)
"Hey who da heck is dis guy?"
"You know, RunFive Man and EngSpeakSaturn!
"Oh dem guys cool!"

RFM: Welcome to Ness' World, you know da guy from EB!
This his story narrating by me!
ESS:It...all...started one night in Onett!
When a meteorite fell when the sky let!
RFM: It woke everybody in town,
they thought it was an alien round!
ESS:So then he found out he was the protector of Earth;
This was the Hero's Birth!

(Chorus)Both: So then when he got 'is b.Bat,
this sound was louder than a cat's!
He said BLAM then said SMASH
"Come on come on, i need to bash!"
First he said BLAM then he said SMASH
"I will burn you to an ash!"

RFM: Then...a...week...later..... He met his friend named Paula!
She was so fine she made him Holla!
ESS: They traveled to da town of Threed!
It was now where Zombies Lead!
RFM: Paula then contacted a person whos name wuz Jeff,
They said "From winters turn left!"
ESS: When they got together, they had to travel to Saturn Valley!
Hold up, I thought that was JIM TIM and SALLY!
RFM: They then rid the source of the problem,
They got their name in da newspaper column!
ESS: Then in summers they found the last guy named Poo,
he was a master of Mu!
RFM: Their journey was almost complete,
they had to perform a dangerous feat!
ESS: Yeah they had to kill Giygas,
hopefully they could kick his carcass!

Chorus

RFM: Now...da...final...verse.... They had to change into Robots!
They could finally overthrow his plot!
ESS: They traveled back to the past,
Hold up, this is fight is last!
RFM: They got up to his hideout,
Kid Pokey was there with his Pig Snout!
ESS: The fight now began,
they scared Pokey off, the lil punk ran!
RFM: So it was now Ness and crew,
Poo started to use Mu!

ESS: Finally Giygas gave in,
he said "Fine you win!"
RFM: Travled back to the present with the rest of the cast,
they finally beat punk Giygas at last!
ESS: The credits den rolled down da screen,
EB was not ca-lean!

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RFM: Is it over
ESS: Yeah it's over
RFM: Peanut cheese bars?
ESS: Aight!