Miscellaneous Odes
Written by reidman

--Ode to Hamburger kid---

Hamburger
Kid is a secret
character who no
one can get because
they forced Ness
to dig him out
of a trash can
and eat him
already.

--Ode to Cheeseburgers--

I like
Cheeseburgers
They Make me feel
Very
Hungry.

--Ode to Sock Monsters--

Sock
Monsters
Hide under reid's bed
and try to
eat his
socks.

--Ode to EarthBound--

Earth
Bound
is a game
for Nintendo
with a boy
named
OTTO VAN SCHNITZELPUSHKRANKENGESCHEIDTMEIER!

--Ode to Sleep--

I
want to
sleep
but I am
busy
and when i
finally try
to go to sleep
like i wanted to
in the first freakin'
place................
I CAN'T!
so i tossssssssssssss
and I turn a little
and I tosssssssssssss
then i throw a pillow at
the noisty crickets at my
window. then i decide to join
them and try to make cricket noises because I am an
insomniac.

--Ode to Mountain Dew--

I
miss
Mountain
Dew now more
than ever because
I can't have any of
it or any chocolate or
anything that has caffiene
in it because I tend to shake a
little, so now I think my doctor should
blow this stupid 'reccommendation' out his
ear.