In Celebration Written by reidman William Shatner is my hero If he saw SM.Net, he'd fear-o Poems are easy to write-o That doesn't rhyme, reid-o *Chorus* SM.Net is great SM.Net should be a state Oh man its getting late None of us can get a date McDonald's "Drive Thru Guy" is lame AL Gore sucks, not John McCain I like to give nicknames diospadre is now "Johnny Fame" *Repeat Chorus* The End.