EarthBound Rap
Written by Poo Diddy
EarthBound Rap

Yo check it, my man Ness, he's out on a quest
he doesn't even know his that his powers are the best
it all started wit Pokey bangin on his door and he aint even dressed
he went to check out the meteor and was told his destiny
he told Buzz Buzz "Gygas'll never get the best o' me"
Ness and his boy Buzz Squared
they went to pokeys house but where little bee got snared
that Pokeys Mom how did she dare
Ness was told go Giants and damn sure he got there
He ran up in the cave Titanic ant got buried
Low and behold the first "Your Sanctuary"
Later in the middle things get blurry
the EB squad Paula Poo and Jeff
all got together with main man Ness
he completed the Sound stone
and was sent to Magincant but he was all alone
he beat the Mani Mani doll aka Ness's Nightmare
then woke up it was all a dream and his team was right there
then they went back Andonuts and great Mr. Saturn
They had the Phase Distorter and changed their body pattern
sent them to Gygas for the final fight
Paula prayed to the world and they sent all their might
Ness showed that fool Gygas that he's got no Equal
Now if Nintendo could get to workin on the SEQUEL!!!!