Reid-man
by Plo

(Sung to the tune of "Particle Man")

Reid-man, reid-man,
Kicks like an angry webmaster can,
Crams his mind with a ton of spam
Reid-man

(Saxophone solo)

If you swear,
You'd better prepare,
Cause reidman don't give a rats can,
If you don't fly,
Get ready to land,
Reid-man.