What if Picky was the Chosen One?
Written by Picky's #1 Fan

What if Picky was the chosen one?
Selected by the bee
What if Picky was the chosen one?
It was not Ness but he
What if Picky was the chosen one?
On that dark important night
What if Picky was the chosen one?
Next to the meteorite

If Picky was the chosen one
He would had never had the need
To Escape from the zombie prison
In the spooky town of Threed
If Picky was the chosen one
Giyas would not have tried
To stop the other chosen three
from fighting by his side

If Picky was the chosen one
Mani Mani would be no more
And Pokey would have never tried
To kill the chosen four
If Picky was the chosen one
He'd not make the mistake
To enter Fourside's possessed store
Or eat the Magic Cake

If Picky was the chosen one
Winning battles would be quick
He get SMAAASHes every time
And never be homesick
If Picky was the chosen one
Paula wouldn't have to pray
He would whack Giygas on the head
and easily save the day

Buzz Buzz chose the wrong one
As you can plainly see
Earthbound would be easier
If he had picked Picky!