To The Tune of Smash Mouth's "All Star"

Pokey once told me the world is gonna roll me
I'm not gonna save the world
He was looking kind of dumb with his finger and his
thumb in the shape of an L on his forehead
Well the Starmen come and they don't stop coming
I beat the Sharks and I sent them running
The meteor landed in the hillside
I destroyed Mani Mani in Fourside
So much to do so much to see
With your PSI ability
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow

Hey now you are Earthbound, save the world now, go play
Hey now you are Earthbound, call your dad now, get paid
The Apple of Enlightenment
Says that you all must defeat Giygas

Winters is cold and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now but wait 'til you get older
But the Starmen beg to differ
Judging by the power of the Electro Specter
The apple kid invented pencil eraser
I killed the Starman with PSI Fire
The Starman aren't just a fable
Pokey assists only the strong and able

Hey now you are Earthbound, save the world now, go play
Hey now you are Earthbound, call your dad now, get paid
The Apple of Enlightenment
Says that you all must defeat Giygas

Somebody once asked, "could you defeat Giygas,
Mr. Carpainter painted my house blue"
I said yep what a concept
I could use a little PSI myself
Happy Happy Village is out of hand

Well the Starmen come and they don't stop coming
I beat the Sharks and I sent them running
The meteor landed in the hillside
I defeated Mani Mani in Fourside
So much to do so much to see
With your PSI ability
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow

Hey now you are Earthbound, save the world now, go play
Hey now you are Earthbound, call your dad now, get paid
The Apple of Enlightenment
Says that you all must defeat Giygas