To The Tune of Styx's "Mr. Roboto"

Domo arigato, Mr. To-mah-to,
Mata ah-oo hima de
Domo arigato, Mr. To-mah-to,
Himitsu wo shiri tai

You're won-dring who I am
A veggie or a man
With cool swag from Japan
I am Tomato-san!

I've got some sweet junk
I've been hiding
Down in Japan
I bring you pocky
And EB Manga
Cuz I am the man!
So if you hear me
Speaking strangely
Don't be afraid
I'm just translating
All the best games
So that we can play
So that we can play
Some cool games today...
I want to play
The best games today!

Bahamut Lagoon
And Star Ocean
And much much much more
I'll translate them all
Beacause I am the
PK Haxor
I've got the powahs
Of the great one
Known as Mr. T
And I will pity
All of da foos
Who don't play EB
So go play EB
Just go play EB!
Now this song needs
The phrase Sexy Beam!

I am the haxor man
Who translates all the games
Now if you'll excuse me
I'm gonna play EB!

Domo arigato, Mr. To-mah-to, Domo (domo), Domo (domo)
Domo arigato, Mr. To-mah-to, Domo (domo), Domo (domo)

Domo arigato, Mr. To-mah-to, Domo arigato, Mr. To-mah-to,
Domo arigato, Mr. To-mah-to, Domo arigato, Mr. To-mah-to,
Thank you very much, oh Mr. To-mah-to
For taking down reid with your super crotch kick
And thank you very much, oh Mr. To-mah-to
For giving us translations just when we needed them
Thank you!
Thank you, thank you!
I wanna thank you!
Please, thank you! Ooooooooh!
Ooooooooh!

The problem's plain to see
There's not enough EB
Now won't you come with me
And wait for Mother 3

The time has come at last!
To go and have a blast!
I will crotchkick reidman!
Cuz I'm Tomato-san!

TO-MA-TO! MA-TO! MA-TO! Ma-to.