(Sing to tune of Istanbul, Not Constantinople)

Starmen.net was Earthbound.net
Now it's Starmen.net, not Earthbound.net
Been a long time gone, Earthbound.net
Now it's Fans delight on a computer lit night
Every Admin on Earthbound.net
Works on Starmen.net, not Earthbound.net
So if you've a date on Earthbound.net
It'll be waiting on Starmen.net
Even old IGN was once N64.com
Why they changed it I can't say
People just liked it better that way
So take me back to Earthbound.net
No, you can't go back to Earthbound.net
Been a long time gone, Earthbound.net
Why did Earthbound.net get the works?
That's nobody's business but Reid's
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Even old IGN was once N64.com
Why they changed it I can't say
People just liked it better that way
Starmen.net was Earthbound.net
Now it's Starmen.net, not Earthbound.net
Been a long time gone, Earthbound.net
Why did Earthbound.net get the works?
That's nobody's business but Reid's
So take me back to Earthbound.net
No, you can't go back to Earthbound.net
Been a long time gone, Earthbound.net
Why did Earthbound.net get the works?
That's nobody's business but Reid's