To the tune of The Presidents of the United States of America's "Lump"

Mars sit's alone in his bedroom
He likes to sit there and fume
He sits and stares at the computer screen
And he has a reputation for being mean

He's Mars, He's Mars
He may be dead
He's Mars, He's Mars
He's just in bed

Mars was gone when mankind got a brain
Mars is oh so crazy and insane
When he was 6 he changed his name to Mars
Did I mention he like Candy Bars?

He's Mars, He's Mars
He may be dead
He's Mars, He's Mars
He's just in bed

Mars started to slack in his webmaster job
He had this teacher who's name was Bob
He gave Mars alot of work to do
So one day Mars just said: "poo"

He's Mars, He's Mars
He may be dead
He's Mars, He's Mars
He's just in bed

Is this Mars weird in the head, I think so
Is this Mars weird in the head, I think so, yeah
Is this Mars weird in the head, I think so
Is this Mars weird in the head....