She's into psychokinesis,
PK and PSI,
I've got a brand new thesis,
That girl's gonna make Giygas cry.
She's into good home cooking,
She fights with a fryin pan.
She's got the shinin or something,
Cuz she can pray and save the land.
She'll make you put a badge on and go fighting Carpainter,
She'll make you save her crazy life but she'll save yours later,
And you can use the escalator!

CHORUS

You can't play her on Sega!
She's livin' la vida Paula.
PK Freeze Omega!
Livin' la vida Paula.
She will save the day!
And she'll make your enemies fall-ah!
She will kneel and pray!
Livin' la vida Paula,
She's livin la vida Paula

I Woke up in Twoson City,
In a pretty nice hotel.
She talked to me and she said "Help me",
Cuz I'm a friend that she's never met.
She never eats the Pizza, makes you order a Plain Roll.
She kinda looks like Ana, but I think she's a different girl!
Yeah, she'll make you wanna hurl!