To the Tune of Kryptonite, by 3 Doors Down

Well I took a walk down to the store to get a Horn of Life.
I had my wallet and my bat to make me feel all right.
Along the way I came across a small pink man.
He said to follow him to his town...yeah.

He said to follow him to his small pink-man town.
I said, "All right" without the slightest hint of a frown.
When I arrived I saw what seemed to be something bad.
There wasn't any store to buy the horn!

If I fight these guys then will you please call me a bad man?
I really like them but they seem to be out of hand.
They're unpridictable in the way they play the game pong.
The Saturn Song.

They called me strong, you called me weak.
I'm killing bad flys as we speak.
You took for granted all times I used Life(up) Omega.

I went to the store--opened the door
If it wasn't for that, I wouldn't get in.
I grabbed the horn then I fought a mad duck.

If I fight these guys then will you please call me a bad man?
I really like them but they seem to be out of hand.
They're unpridictable in the way they play the game pong.
The Saturn Song.

If I fight these guys then will you please call me a bad man?
I really like them but they seem to be out of hand.
They're unpridictable in the way they play the game pong.
The Saturn Song.

...PK ROCKIN!

If I fight these guys then will you please call me a bad man?
I really like them but they seem to be out of hand.
They're unpridictable in the way they play the game pong.
The Saturn Song.