To the tune of "Going Under" by Evanescence

Now I will tell you why I suck with Poo
50,000 times I've tried
Starstorm and PSI Freeze and PSI Thunder too
They all reflect back at me

(Hey Star Master!)

"Don't want your Brain Food Lunch
I'll heal myself
Maybe I'll survive for once
Monthly and daily defeated by it
Just when I thought I'd beat ol' Giygas"

"I am a prince"

I need Star Master! (need Star Master)
to level up Poo (level up Poo)
"I'm falling to Pokey! (falling to Pokey)
I need PSI that's all new ( oh oh)
Hey! Star Master!"

"Way back in Summers Ness ate Magic Cake
(and he just took over my body for real and now in Dalaam I'm not)
Too much PSI Fire keeps hitting my head
So I can't use my Mirror anymore!"

"I am a prince"

"So go and Pray
Pray at it and leave me dead
(No more Bags of Dragonite)
Ive got to breathe deep (oh oh)
I need Star Master!"

"I'm almost a king"